Brand New Phone...You Know What That Means..

Well let me take a shower and oil my feet and I'll give ya a holler Aug 27 08

We like to be around yall 2. :) I can't wait til Friday Sep 1 08

And you wonder why the slats were falling out of my bed. What a fattie. lol Sep 8 08

Hey kiddo. Guess who got 2 tour the very windy mill in a skirt and someones safety shoes? Sep 11 08

Welcome to the big leagues my favorite pale friend Sep 22 08

G'nite. (heart) you Sep 29 08

Wow come to think of it you would make a pretty good wonder woman. Now if you only had the invisible copter.......hmmmmm Oct 15 08

Lol nice. I knew at heart you weren't a beer snob. Oct 27 08

Yup. In fact now that there is a black president, you need to refer to me as prince dukes. And I will refer to you as white woman. Nov 4 08

Yall should get bikes and be nerds too :) ok cool. ttyl NOv 9 08

Just don't eat it like some kind of weird chinese delicacy. Nov 10 08

Good because tween me and you mrz brooke i'm not tryin to see your dads mad outside face or mad in draws face ever again. Nov 13 08

Fiery coals!! Nov 18 08

Really quick, had a dream last nite that involved me, you, your dad and my dad and a scheme to get on a flight to saudi arabia. Nov 20 08

Well hot dang and hallelujah, can't wait! Woo hoo! Nov 26 08

Actually today I feel pretty good aside form an irritating cough. Last night I was hacking my head off so I ate a cough drop which I woke up w tangled in my hair. Ewwww. Dec 1 08

U r 2 cute Dec 3 08

I want to work with the hunters. Famous last words. Dec 3 08

I'm fat today. Apple scone, 3 musketeers, sour patch kids, cutie, banana nut bread, chicken wings, rotel and chips and 3 pieces of chocolate Dec 4 08

Thank you! Your mighty cute yourself :) Dec 10 08

Then your uncle appeared with a rope and said I told you about makin eyes with that white gul. Dec 11 08

No funny business. The eyes of God r everywhere. Dec 11 08

Great work on your talk last night!
Brooke rocks! Dec 12 08

Besides a man liking beans is pretty sexy. Hubba hubba. Dec 17 08

Congrats smartie pants! What a genius you are. Take after me after all. :) Dec 19 08

Oh yeah Guess who this pimp apple belongs to....
I know. I found him in the store. I was like wow that is the pimpinist apple ever. So I bought him. Dec 20 08

Yall bought done? We're listenin to ___ and i'm bout ready to kill myself :O Dec 20 08

Because you're still tingling form his warm embrace Dec 22 08

His flight just took off. He should be landing about 6:30. His friend at Walkill is picking him up. We gave him your cell number. His family asks that you take good care of him.
He forgot his coat so he may need help keeping warm. Dec 27 08

Wow wish we were there have a great time eu Dec 27 08

Guess whos a brown boy? i am! :) Dec 28 08

No way! Those dirty hookers! Dec 29 08

I'm so jealous. Drink a caraffe of sangria for me. The video didn't come thru. :-( did you buy a "cootchie"? Jan 3 09

I could eat a horse. J'ai une faim de loup. Jan 6 09

K. Ill eat a chocolate one for you :) Jan 9 09

I always get it done! :) Jan 9 09

Let's go wild! Lachons-nous! Jan 15 09

Ha ha. You are ash stuffed. Jan 15 09

Jared talking bout howler monkeys again Jan 16 09

Jealous? I think so! :) Jan 17 09

Its snowing Jan 20 09

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor. Jan 20 09

Is this outfit appropriate? Cette tenue est convenable? Jan 21 09

In case I die on this flight the buick is yours Jan 21 09

This place sucks. Cet endroit est nul. Jan 23 09

Surely now the worst is ovah! Aug 5 '09

I'm pretty much gonna kill ___. He just asked me if he had anything in his teeth. Sick! Go look in the bathroom mirror idiot. Aug 6 '09

Great. Deone and I are picking him up at 8. He has Trivial Pursuit South Africa edition. We'll be waiting at your house. Aug 9, '09

I know we haven't talked in a while. Just wanted to tell ya I love you immensely and hope everything goes well tomorrow. Aug. 14, '09

Monkey is eating a buttrito. Aug 17, '09

If ___ doesn't stay out of my cube, I may have to body slam him. Aug. 17, '09

I miss you and tina tequilla. Aug. 20, '09

Aww I will marry you one day. Aug. 21, '09

I don't think it matters what I do, say, wear, etc. To you I'll always be a nerd. I could straight up find the cure for pastiness or freckles for that matter and you would still refer to me as a nerd. Aug. 23, '09

Hmm. You not knowing what you want? Nur! I can't believe it! Aug. 24, '09

I seriously miss you guys. Aug. 24, '09

Do you like cheese? Au. 25, '09

Well if we are getting hitched one day I need to see what happened chefess skills you got. Aug 25, '09

Thanks Brookey Poo. Aug. 25, '09