Thursday, May 22, 2008

Typing With Only 6 Fingers Can Be Fun!!



So it is just not my day today. I started it off by looking for glass cleaner in the cabinets in the shop and in doing so,slammed both my right ring and middle finger in between a door from each cabinet that wedge themselves together when opened. I dropped my keys and purse and ran into the house crying like a little girl. Now my fingers are looking nice, lovely, red, and swollen. I've been reassured by the two fingers that I do indeed still have a good steady heartbeat.... and I've been having to avoid using them while nailing and most recently re-gluing a broken chair back. Anywho, as I'm scraping the glue off one of the back slats, I go to hold the chair to keep it from sliding with my left hand........and in doing so lo and behold, I tightly secure a wasp in my left palm. He needless to say, was not in to being tied down in a relationship and promptly flew out of my life, leaving me with only a sting of where he had once been. I can't remember ever being stung by anything before but Lord-a-mercy them things hurt!!!!! So my granpa had just walked through our gate, only to be greeted by me starting to weep(for the second time today)as I ran away flailing my left hand. I think this is because I -just- told some friends last night that not much makes me cry. Thank you Murphy.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Uh-live and Kickin'

Pop sent this to me in an email and I've loved this song throughout the years, but have never bothered looking at the video. Now yall get to see it too. :)





and the most fabulous Alanis Morrisette:

I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill)
It feels so good (swimming in your stomach)
Wait until the dust settles

You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn

I recommend biting off more then you can chew to anyone
I certainly do
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time
Feel free
Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind)
Hold it up (to the rays)
You wait and see when the smoke clears

You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn

Wear it out (the way a three-year-old would do)
Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway)
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend

You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn

You grieve you learn
You choke you learn
You laugh you learn
You choose you learn
You pray you learn
You ask you learn
You live you learn



We went to a Chinese restaurant with the fam,DD, Tommy, and Brandon a few months ago and we all opened our fortune cookies and this was what they said. You know you can't help but read em' too....
Mine-"Pleasures await you by the seashore"
DD-"You would do well to work as a team in the coming week"
Tommy-"Don't give up. Your problem gets better next month"
Tina-"You will overcome difficult times"

Beach trip anyone??

My Random Wish List:

  • 18 Til I Die sterling silver ring-BryanAdams.com
  • A simple, wooden, at least 22 stringed harp
  • Canvas Kings Men's Shoe - Gray/Red size 8 www.shopelvis.com Item#EPAM0931
  • Double Hearts Belt Buckle www.shopelvis.com
  • Ladies purple hidden temple shirt-Lg-www.templeshirts.com
  • Piano Music Books:The Fray-How To Save a Life, Coldplay-X&Y, Mat Kearney-Nothing Left To Lose, Enya-A Day Without Rain, Lifehouse, John Mayer
  • www.allposters.com item #1616854 11x14
  • www.shopelvis.com Elvis IS Silhouette iPod case item#EPAM0727