These Are a Few Of My Favorite Texts..

So recently, I was having issues with my phone,the same issues that caused me to have to get a replacement not that long ago. Anyway, fearing that they would have to once again give me a replacement(Shock! I was right! These would have been lost forever), I thought to take note of my favorite text messages that I hated the thoughts of losing. Some of these I love for obvious reasons, some due to circumstance or timing, and still others just because they simply make me smile. So here they are. Names have been witheld to protect the innocent. HA

Yeah I'm already out. Dang! You all would be more fun than these fools. Jun.13 07'
Hey! I witnessed to Terri 2day! I did good. I didn't get all nervous or anything. :) Jun 14 07
Oh that sucks! Tell Pop you need to eat. I've seen you hungry..it ain't pretty! Jun 18 07'
I'm so happy I'm crying Jun 25 07'
I swear I have never seen so many prep redneck hicks in one theater
You know they try to wear polos Jun 29 07'
G'nite. Luv u Jun 30 07 Jul 1 07'
Dude! I just witnessed to my vp! Jul 6 07'
No way! We makin' out! LOL! Carreen digging movie! Jul 11 07'
So now u trying to scare my children? Heathen! Jul 29 07'
Big whoop David Blaine! Big whoop! Aug 5 07'
You will never believe who is at meeting like a hound dog on the hunt
___ standing at the dang door so she had to remind of she was first girl I talked to at hall first time I came
Already home drinking away the lost love between us :P Aug 30 07'
Tank u berry much eu Oct 3 07'
Ur diligence is inspiring Oct 4 07'
Ic u haia Oct 6 07' 3:50
I meant ic u ha ha Oct 6 07' 3:52
Then it's a good thing my feet are so lovely & smell delicious Oct 6 07'
Yeah like some touchup markers 4 dogs Oct 8 07'
*meow* Please don't cut me more! *meow* hope you pass your test Oct 9 07'
I want/need a pumpkin scone. Wanna meet me @ starbucks? Oct 11 07'
You married yet? I might know an albino dwarf lesbian that would obsess over you Oct 15 07'
I'm a nerd!? U just referenced a tailbone.. Oct 30 07'
Preach on preach on if you know what I mean
Not anymore think might have had heart attack and left Nov 1 07'
Who said I was wearing pants? Nov 3 07'
Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.. Nov 13 07'
:{ poor moose & hoof Nov 14 07'
That is so irritating! Geez! Poor moose! I (heart) dew. Nov 29 07'
I'm a little pony. Clippity clop, clippity clop. There, now its stuck in your head too. Dec 2 07'
This is not Todd so quit looking! Pay attention! Dec 13 07'
Sweet! Well ill be prepared next time. Cheerio! Oh by the way don't see I Am Legend. When they asked to make a movie about my life I thought it would be more exciting. Just wanted to apologize to all my fans Dec 14 07'
O capitol S Dec 18 07'
When I say "you suck", I say it with only love and adoration! :) Dec 27 07'
Hey happy new year....um not really but....u know Jan 1 08'
She works hard 4 her money...so hard 4 her money Jan 2 08'
I just pee'd a little Jan 6 08'
You'll also have my protection from bad johns Jan9 08'
Oh you got trouble! That's some stalker shizz there! Jan 11 08'
You ever see 'There's Something About Mary'? Barredo says that's you! Jan 11 08'
Had so much fun with u! U literally CRACKED us up Jan 12 08'
Hey girl. I just wanted to let you know that I have everyone here obsessed with the noise at the end of "Cyclone"! Good memories! Jan 14 08'
Your missing a LOT of gnaws...I miss you
Blendall sticks RULE....oh yeah btw..tigers 2nt at 7 whoo hoo! Jan 16 08'
LOL! Afro wash. Ha ha. Dude! Jan 17 08'
He does have a way with the microphone. I touched his arm once. Jan 21 08'
Cu latr NQbator
Whatever labcoat
Thanks for getn the log song n my head
I'm glad I kno u 4 Hunters Jan 23 08'
I'm feeln like 'Go Tigers' Jan 24 08'
Wow! U got some mad skills!!
Omg! This is bad ace! Jan 25 08'
My butt. I was kinda busy dominating at basketball. Iv officially won my last 19 games...and I'm white Jan 25 08'
I think u r being unbalanced in your use of treadmill too much. I disapprove. U should read May 22 2005 AW. Shame on you. Evrythng you do is wrong.
Make all the inconsiderate know it alls bow to it, for i am their leader Jan 28 08'
Everythings going so well! Jan 28 08'
My boobs r finally mine again. Yay! Jan 28 08'
They're always ranked #1 in my heart & that's what really matters Jan 30 08'
Who's excited about lost?!
No your daddy Jan 31 08'

and last but certainly not least....

Wear a thong? Now I think that's a little inappropriate.... Oh. Feb 2 08'


P.S. GO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you VOLS fans are ready for a whoppin' Saturday!! Boo ya!!