Texties That Make Me :)

Hi it's Ross. Just wanted to let you know we missed you on Sunday! Jul 12, 2010

Too funny was just makin fun of those commercials. Forgot the two for price of one! :) Jul 17, 2010

Filled with anger right now Jul 19, 2010

Good Lord. You are busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest. Jul 21, 2010

Ahh...poor bee..now its gonna die...:) on a serious note that particular bee deserves to die...did u get the stinger out? Jul 24, 2010

Wana hike Thursday around 3? Hike to lake, jump in lake? Aug 2,2010

Know the feeling when i try to change channels with telephone. I don't have crazy schedule to blame..:P don't respond to this text..:)..:)

I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aug 3, 2010

Dude, there is the craziest delay. Let us know what u all want to do. Luv to see u saucy gals. Aug 4, 2010

Still comin' up tomorrow? Aug 5, 2010

Poor baby. You will make it. Just breathe and read some trashy material. Did I mention Cory is a gay hooker? Aug 5, 2010

Really cuz I just squeezed a little brown one in my pants Aug 6, 2010

My 2 precious girls Aug 7, 2010

We just went over a big dam reservoir Aug 8, 2010

My butt typed most of that Aug 12, 2010

I hate tunder! Oh noooo. Isth terrifying. Aug 13, 2010

I'm going to climb your anger wall one day and it will be glorious! Aug 14, 2010

Mmm...fizzy skittles...That's ur new nickname by the way :-)
1. Cuz ur spunky & fruity 2. u know ur a success whn u share names w/a candy! Aug 16, 2010

Be calm and have a cupcake. Aug 17, 2010

I need tissue Aug 18, 2010

Haha. Bad cat. But how will I claw your boobies big breasted lady? - DJ
I'm so depressed. First my nuts, now dis Aug 19, 2010

That melon is delicious! You should get you a big juicy slice! Aug 22, 2010

O calm down and get over it! Hehe
Well I love you... Aug 22, 2010

Sorry. Forgot to call you. We made it. Had fun with you! Love you! Aug 22, 2010

That's what happens when your a popular person that has a ton on their plate :) Aug 24, 2010

Picture this. The hunter with deer head and gun sitting on toilet. Of course dodo is in toilet. Hunter's pants down around his feet. Will have to get kacky colored pants to stuff to make bottom half of body so hunter camoflauge can be down Aug 24, 2010

not a good sign..shouldda been pondering what we just read..yup not a good sign Aug 24, 2010

dont think you will outgrow it..nope. Aug 24, 2010

well im 68 so think its a talent one is born with..u have an abundance of talent and creativity in the fun dpt. I luv how u cant help smiling no matter what happens to u..well i will say good night so we can stop texting and go to bed...goodnight.. Aug 24, 2010

Yes. Yes. And perhaps you could get some tse tse flies too... Aug 26, 2010

You are both awesome. You make me so proud :-) Aug 27, 2010

I just went to the bathroom and scared myself in the mirror. Ha. Sep 8, 2010

It's gonna be ok Sep 10, 2010

Im already here!!! Sep 10, 2010 5:14am

Got my CHINESE FOOD woo Sep 10, 2010

Yo Brookala! Missin you up in Dickson! Going to have to do sompthin soon girl. Guess I need to make my way down there so we can bless the rains down in Memphis. Sep 11, 2010

It's coffee and sanding time my little Smurfs Sep 14, 2010

Don't let him try and give you a shot of whiskey and amputate anything...
Well at least you have your legs, I guess... The South's gonna rise again! Dammit! Sep 17, 2010

Me so o jist emailed to to hrt Sep 20, 2010 2:05am

So any plans for your last hours as a 26 yr old :) Sep 20, 2010

27? Sep 21, 2010

Well sparky happy 27th! Sep 21, 2010

I couldn't wear it :'( seems im a dd and they dont come that big. There is no way these tube socks r dd's :-S Sep 21, 2010

You r way bigger! Probably cause i have to wad em up and stuff em in Sep 21, 2010

2 words...mule jump Sep 23, 2010

who? Tina? (when I asked guess who started an iv today and got it on the first try??)
Wow, I actually thought it was you, I was just trying to be funny...haha :)
I was JK, that I was JK :) Sep 24, 2010

Great news scratchy Sep 30, 2010

look out maggie i think i got something to say to u. its late september and i really should be back in school. Ok so ur not maggie..but its late september and u r going to class tonight...:) (to which I said, "You're so weird")
thats why u luv me. i think Sep 30, 2010

Gotta love mom & dad! Sep 30, 2010

Oh well too late...Sock monkeys are crashing Oct 1, 2010

I love you too much. Im sorry I was mean. Im just trying to keep my head up. THats all. Dont be sad about me. Im still here Oct 2, 2010

I'm sorry to stress you out about his but this is something I've dreamed about since I was a little boy and it's finally coming true. Oct 8, 2010

One tooth came in today again lookin mighty fine. She had it all shined up! Oct 8, 2010

Am so excited and I just can't hide it. Am about to lose control and I think I like it. Good morning good morning good morning!!! Oct 9, 2010

In The Ghetto

It's one of those fun shuffle your iPod games. Everybody should know I'm a sucker for these. Here goes..

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS, “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Jo Meri Rooh Ko (Well, that's about right)



2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Flowers In The Windows



3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Ignorance (oh dear, but mostly true! HA)



4. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?

Pistola (um, once again, oh dear)



5. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Southern Girl (yee haw)



6. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Incomplete



7. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

Dangerous



8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Heaven's Dead



9. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Savior



10. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Rock Steady



11. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Broken (um, well not so much)


12. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

If You Can't Slow Down



13. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Love Hurts



14. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Morningstar



15. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Nobody Puts Baby In the Corner (or in the ground apparently)



16. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

The Terrible Secret (pole dancing..I'llllll never telllll)



17. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Open Book



18. WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

T'es beau, tu sais



19. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Beautiful Day (Well at least I have that..)



20. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Keep Feeling Fascination (That'll get ya every time)



21. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Timing is Reason



22. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Number Five With A Bullet



23. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Pilgrim(That doesn't sound hopeful)



24. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Maybe(that's actually a good one!)



25. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Don't Leave Home(Well looks like mom and daddy do! Yeah I'm 50 and live at home! You got a problem with that punk??!!)



26. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

I Only Have Eyes For You (crap)



27. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Heartbreaker



28. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

In the Ghetto