Texty Pants Part Deau

Once again it's time for the ... Text Brooke And Make Her Laugh game!!
Round two begin...


Oh capitol S! Feb 5 '08

The nurse i work w/who is bryan adams obsessed knew u! I was gonna tell her the story and she was like don't tell me. Her dad owns a furniture store she works with him and her name is brooke. She was there. She said ur a WYG girl. Haha
Congrats! I didn't know either! A When Your Gone girl. He does that song at every concert w a girl form the audience. Shes been to 37. Its a big deal. Haha Feb 5, 'o8

No i died twice! Actually there was a tornado but I looked at it with a threatning glare and it ran away to the mall. Feb 5, '08

Yeah, 5 people in 1 closet would b really 'cozy!' Ima go sleep. Cya. Dont wory bout weathr. Ten4 Feb 5 '08

Hey. Just wanted to check & make sure u guys didn't get blown away by any tornados Feb 6,'08

Xcept we arn't vulgar like girls. Lol Feb 15,'08

So I went to the bathroom my thong fell apart. So guess who's going commando! And who threw a thong n the company trash. Feb 20,'08

LOL. thank u mr. brokaw. Nerd. Feb 20,'08

Nice i hate you fyi jk:) Feb22,'08

How the heck do i get this tattoo off my face Feb 24,'08

The alcohol worked i dont look like a SMURF anymore see yall tomorrow Feb 24,'08

(these next couple are after Tigers lost to Vols)
So you go to the memorial today? Feb 24,'08

Me-> :)
You-> :( Feb 25,'08

I tel u the truth because I care Feb 29,'08

Come2paragouldCome2paragouldCome2paragouldCome2paragould.....Just jokin! But seriously, Come2paragouldCome2paragould :] Feb 29, '08

Its ok! I still L-L---Lov----L-Like yall! Mar 1,'08
l o v e Mar 1,'08

Think you could lay out today and get even redder! Its so nice Mar2,'08

This weather sucks with the sucking of a thousand camels! Mar3,'08

Morn you see its snowing hard! Mar4,'08

I think its pretty sweet Memphis was undefeated for a couple weeks too :) Mar 4,'08

U dont wanna mess with me! Im from the streets! When is it? Mar 4,'08

Are you all prepared for: WINTER ARMAGEDDON 2008!?!? Mar 7,'08

Hungry..so hungry! Please..send monte christo..a man's life hangs in the balance! :-o
Mar 10,'08

Cant do that Mar 15,'08 (after I said "have fun without me"---awww)

Coffee!!! MMM!!! good!!!!! Mar 16,'08

U think that she will let me change the wedding colors to Tiger blue? Mar29,'08

Tell me you watched the game. Tell me my eyes don't deceive and i just watched the Tigers enter the Final Four in a beautiful form! Mar 30,'08

Hope you weren't offended by the whole 'last time we all watched a Tigers game together they lost' comment, but see how well that policy worked out. Mar30,'08

She says, "mine too". if zigpig was fixed he could stay with us. awwww i wanna be with everybody too. i get so lonely (immitating the voice I do for my dog) Apr 4, '08

(next few are after the Tigers made it to the championship game)
Oh my, that dunk by Chris! April 5,'08

Yea!!!!!!babie....... April 5,'08

Uve been hit by the BIG BLUE U of M TIGER WAVE! Keep it goin til they bring home the championship! GOOOOO TIGERS! We luv u. several throughout the day of April 7,'08

That's gay as a football bat! he'll see, they'll all see!!! April 7,'08 (in response to what Dickie V said about the Tigers not advancing very far)

WHEN I SAY MEMPHIS YOU SAY TIGERS! MEMPHIS,,, April 7,'08

Crows ina cage? What? Man you get those for free in the country.. April 21,'08

Together we are the loathing micro-psychologists of contemporary immune systems apr15,'08

I'm wearing a giant transformer costume....they were out of hannibal lecotr and the koalas feet were too bulky.... apr 23 '08

ooo.If they have the ones with motorized tails get those...apr23,'08

luv u. bisous. night. may13 '08

what a fine neck you have! may16 '08

No. I'm being nice. Entrancing all the little boys w my mad cake building skills. may18 '08

Looks like a cool place. No doubt they did their research before choosing such a remarkable name. may23 '08

Ha! You have to admit my version rocks even more! Strong! Strong! Jun10 '08

It's too early for those sort of shenanigans Jun13 '08

So what you got in mind? And by the way im oldest so my name goes first. So it would be moyry fix. Jun13 '08

Jason commands you and Tina to go to the Hulk with us at 4:20. Jun14 '08

You got it. Sorry about that my prison savvy friend. Jun20 '08

And kneepads! Jun 24

Wow! So where you staying @? Elmers buck & feed suites? Now that place WAS nice. Jun26 '08

Well I think he's a sexy beast with nice guitar skills! I bid you adieu! Jun27 '08

Candy would be nice right now. I had a Vault, but I had no way to sneak it in. If only I'd brought my European carry-all. Jul17 '08

But I was like brooke doesn't care, she knew I was just joking. And plus she has way bigger boobs than kim kardashian. And that was pretty much it. Aug3 '08

I'm calling tomorrow. I milket you know. Tell Tina when we're camping we're going to keep her up till... 3:30 AUg3 '08

Hola! I was tinking in you camping. I never ben and. Do you tink I can go with you gay's? Aug4 '08

If is a chance let me know because I am curiusity how it is. Aug7 '08

Ben Hur? White woman, you know I'm turning tricks for baptist all nite. I have to pull a 12. Aug8 '08

True but BB has over 20 kids. No man can live that long with all them churen. Plus add in baby mama drama. He's done mrz. brooke. Done. AUg 10 '08

I guess I'm the only true racket ball enthusiast, so I'll head over to you guy's place in a few. Aug10 '08

now I always hear how great b&t are...whooptie doo. aug11 '08

Gotta get bruno some meds. And since you girls fave me such hell about how I'm a terrible pet owner thought i'd seek some advice. Aug22 '08

ya know while we are on the subject, you really need to address that ringworm problem. I mean it's just nasty. In fact go to www.younasty.com and check out frontilne for girls. I'm sure it'll help with your problem. Augg22 '08

Oh My Achin' Tush!

I'm sitting here very sore and tired but so excited from this weekend I had to start writing about it. A group of us went to The Okoee river in Chattanooga TN white water rafting and we had a hoot. Our caravan left out early Friday, stopped to eat lunch and arrived in time to set up camp and check out the river in the light. We stayed up late talking around the campfire and toasting marshmallows to make delicious smores. We woke up Saturday and ate breakfast and then since our rafting didn't start until 11:30, decided to take a hike. It was pretty awesome because there were all these signs warning about bears on the way. It was a gorgeous trail. Tina was our brave and fearless, face the spider, leader. She was entrusted with a big stick that she waved to and fro that began to resemble putting a hex on the trail ahead or perhaps blessing it? Anywho, there were only a couple screeching girl moments when she missed one and got a face full of web but she quickly toughed up and kept on movin'. I was so proud. ---Note to self:Put treadmill on steep incline for over an hour to get buff legs--- My lower body strength wreaks!! I was soooo disappointed at my wusstiferness. This would be the reason my legs feel like wet noodles now. Anywho, we came back down the mountain and Tina and I decided to race....huh hmmm. Apparently me and Forrest are both fast runners. Tina's probably gonna shank me for mentioning this again, but I guess I'm just still in shock over whooping the pants off of her. :D Course, my lungs were about to wheezy burst so if we had to go any longer I would have fallen down the mountain or something from a lung explosion. Still a hoot though. Anywho, once we were back at camp, it was time to go so we put on our swim gear and drove out. The rafting was one of the funnest things I've ever done. It was breathtaking scenery and very blood pumping fun. I whacked myself in the nose with the t bar of my oar and that was pretty awesome. We flew out like popcorn on this one rapid after Tina bowling pinned us all, I promptly let my oar sail away, whacked my cheek bone on a rock under water, and proceeded to get stuck in a "washing machine" that made me a water whack-a-mole. The boat was stuck over me for what felt like quite some time and I thought, "well air would be cool at this point. No? More water...ok. What about now..." And then before I knew it, one of the guys from the other boat in our group was pulling me up by my life vest. I said,"oh! You're not my boat"....and looked to see it way down the river. So I thanked him and started swimming like a crazy woman. I finally caught up and as I turned to adjust myself to get pulled in, my hip bone was kind enough to locate a rock underneath me. Anywho, our guide on the second half was a bit of a stoner hippie type but turned out to be a ton of fun. He asked who wanted to cowgirl up and guide us over a class 4 rapid at one point and I jumped up and went to the back of the boat. It was awesome! He gave me a few pointers and then let me have at it, and we didn't die! Once I let him take over again, we were going through this one rapid(namely what he called "Fuzzy box of kittens") and he looked at us and said, "bye." and I thought, "pshh. I ain't flyin ou.....WHOA!!" and there I flew. I didn't whack any bones this time. But he was laughing when we all got back in because he said, "See, from my prospective, when you fall out and are trying to get back in on that rapid, it's like a fuzzy box of kittens clawing to get out of the white water." Sweet.
Ok, so I started this post a million days ago and decided it was time to go ahead and post, because I have a ton more write about. But that trip was soooo much fun. Tina and I, dare I say it??????, have become quite outdoorsy! We simply love camping and apparently can't get enough of it. Ok, that's it. I'll post a picture if I can get a good one.